Go Home Monday
Written by James Bourne/Aaron Kamm Kamin

Why, does every single guy, pretend to be your friend
When they've all got their secret motives?
You, don't seem to have a clue, I'm betting your IQ
Is barely peaking over zero

I've been sleeping in the bathroom
Wondering how I'm gonna get with you
Every day has been a groundhog day
And it never turns out my way
Tell me what the hell I'm gonna do
With this so-called ?? never let me through
Every day has been a groundhog day
You know I go home Monday

We went out last night, just the ten of us
It got so complicated
You're surrounded, by a wall of dudes
I couldn't penetrate
I sat with your Dad getting wasted

I've been sleeping in the bathroom
Wondering how I'm gonna get with you
Every day has been a groundhog day
And it never turns out my way
Tell me what the hell I'm gonna do
With this so-called ?? never let me through
Every day has been a groundhog day
You know I go home Monday

And I've only got till Monday
And they know I go home Monday
I don't wanna go home Monday

You don't need Sherlock Holmes
To figure out why ?? (sounds like a name?)
Won't let us be alone
I know that he can't wait till Monday
But, it isn't over yet
He's still a nervous wreck
He knows that I'll be back here one day
I'll come back here one day

I've been sleeping in the bathroom
Wondering how I'm gonna get with you
Every day has been a groundhog day
And it never turns out my way
Tell me what the hell I'm gonna do
With this so-called ?? never let me through
Every day has been a groundhog day
You know I go home Monday

I don't wanna go home Monday
I've had enough of go home Monday
Go home Monday
They know I go home Monday